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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Greatest Story Ever Told




Something nice for my ungrateful readers,

who are most probably not even going to watch this anyway...

16 comments :

Bruno C said...

So... what series was this again?

Lvka said...

Uhm... One Tree Hill.

But before you go on and download it, or -even worse- buy it on DVD, I should probably warn you, in all fairness, that all scenes or video-extracts are taken completely out-of-context. (It's not a lesbian TV show, if that's what you're thinking; not even by a long-shot).

Bruno C said...

Nah. Was just curious. ;)

Lvka said...

Whatever you say, Bruno... :-)

Bruno C said...

Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny. -_- :)

Wikipedia said...

Sometimes the embarrassed person will try to mask embarrassment with smiles or nervous laughter, especially in etiquette situations.

Bruno C said...

I really want to honestly emphasise that I wasn't after what you think I was after. But I guess at this point all my efforts to clear my name will be futile. Either that or you're just trolling me.

I suppose the second one is more likely.

Lvka said...

I really want to honestly emphasise that I completely and totally believe you...

Bruno C said...

Sigh. xD

Lvka said...

Was that by any chance a sigh of ecstasy? :-)

Bruno C said...

No. A mix of resignation, powerlessness, a little pinch of light frustration and a small dose of amusement.

...Why on Earth are we still discussing this?

Lvka said...

Perhaps because deep, deep down in the innermost layers of your own subconscious you are aware on some level that what I'm saying is true, and having a conversation with someone else about this subject is much easier for you right now than having to deal with it or face it all on your own...

Bruno C said...

...Whoa... Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. So you really thought that...? Sorry but I feel quite unjustly accused here. Okay: I'll be the first to say that I am the biggest sinner I've ever met, and a slave of lust 24/7 — a worshipper of it, sadly — but in the exact moment when I asked that question, I really just wanted to know the series' name. I wasn't even going to get the series for myself — such an idea didn't cross my mind at all — I just... felt like asking! Hey, I like to know what I'm watching, and when I have absolutely no idea, I proceed to ask. Believe what you will, but what can I do? ¯\(°_o)/¯ I cannot, in all good conscience, vouch for something that didn't happen, not even "in the innermost layers" of my mind — and I do know when these things happen; I know myself: as I said, I fall for lust every single second that I draw breath, but I also know when I just want to know a series' name.

Okay: if you want me to be even more brutally honest: I do have a few weird fetishes that you wouldn't want to know about (trust me), but lesbian action is something that, oddly enough, never turned me on not even a single bit (it's actually always grossed me out), to my own surprise and that of other equally-perverted males around me. There. I said it.

Lvka said...

So you really thought that...?

No. :-)


lesbian action is something that, oddly enough, never turned me on not even a single bit (it's actually always grossed me out), to my own surprise

Do my little videos and pictures repulse you as well ? :-)

(I personally was never actually able to understand why women even like men in the first place... it's just been something that's been bugging me for as long as I can remember... what's been even more surprising to me is that people never actually even think about these things... they just sort of take them for granted...)

Bruno C said...

Do my little videos and pictures repulse you as well ? :-)

Uh, well... your little videos don't really display that much homosexual carnality.


I personally was never actually able to understand why women even like men in the first place... it's just been something that's been bugging me for as long as I can remember...

And why don't you also wonder why men like women? It might sound cliché but... it's just nature. By virtue of your chromosomes there are many other things that you will never be able to understand as well no matter how hard you dwell on them, such as what it feels like to have PMS. Hey, it's just the way God made things... Sure, it still doesn't take away all the mystery of it (just like in everything God does), but I don't see what's so disturbing about it.

"And God created man to his own image: to the image of God he created him: male and female he created them. And God blessed them, saying: Increase and multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it..." -Gen. 1:27-28

"But from the beginning of the creation, God made them male and female. For this cause a man shall leave his father and mother; and shall cleave to his wife. And they two shall be in one flesh. Therefore now they are not two, but one flesh." -Mark 10:6-8

Or if you want... :) (all metaphors aside)

Lvka said...

Everybody desires that which they do not possess, so as to become complete.

Women, who already possess beauty by virtue of their own nature, do not (with a few exceptions) lust after others of their own kind, no matter how pretty these certain others might be... Rather, they crave after the power of men (not just physical, but also financial, emotional, etc). Hence the apt and humorous German proverb that "the bride has to be pretty, and the groom prettier than death"...

Likewise, children do not desire to have children... but grown-ups, who have by virtue of their own maturity lost their initial child-likeness, wish to become parents, so as to be able to thus recapture something of their own lost youth and innocence.

Of course, I understand all this on a purely mental level, without being actually able to experience it myself: hence my dilemma.