Monday, June 11, 2012

The Forbidden Fruit(s)


Pious Orthodox Christians are to abstain from tasting the sweetness of the following fruits during fasting periods :

Peaches, Bananas & Water-Melons.

3 comments :

Bruno C said...

Do you really mean that literally and I'm just a pervert for understanding something else?

I'm confused... no, really...

The Blogger Formerly Known As Lvka said...

Shame on you, Bruno, for twisting my words like that! I am deeply disappointed in you! Looks like the Calvinists were right all along in believing that you Catholics are nothing more than a bunch of unregenerate and totally-depraved pseudo-Christians!

P.S.: Although I'm no mind-reader, and -contrary to popular belief- I do not possess the gift of clair-voyance, my 'feminine intuition' tells me that your undisclosed thoughts are probably on the right track in deciphering the true and apparently not-so-well-hidden meaning of this rather transparent and otherwise-unorthodox post.. :-)

Bruno C said...

Ha. I knew it had to be something like that, coming from you... ;)