when you're a star, they let you do it. — d.j. trump



— revelation —

15:7 and one of the four beasts gave unto the seven angels seven golden vials, full of the wrath of god: 16:17 and the seventh angel poured out his vial, 18 and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth: so mighty an earthquake, and so great. 5 and i heard the angel say: thou art righteous, o lord, 6 for they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink, for they are worthy.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Orthodox Worship 101


Most of the females in our parish were breasty and liked to flaunt it. [...] It was always an odd phenomenon: the Pantocrator staring at me from the ceiling as I was staring at the young Greek women. Not only were there no head-coverings, but...



No wonder the Russian envoys of Prince Vladimir of Kiev were so impressed by Byzantine worship!...

4 comments :

Bruno C said...

So, how exactly do I convert to this eesturn oorthadox thingy, eh? ;)

The Blogger Formerly Known As Lvka said...

You don't: at least not if you know what's good for you...

Odysseus said...

A friend of mine said that I reverted to Catholicism in college just to see all the pretty Mexican girls.

Was that wrong?

The Blogger Formerly Known As Lvka said...

Remember that God Himself used a Star to bring the star-worshipping Magi to Christ. :-)