Monday, July 11, 2011

Orthodox Worship 101


Most of the females in our parish were breasty and liked to flaunt it. [...] It was always an odd phenomenon: the Pantocrator staring at me from the ceiling as I was staring at the young Greek women. Not only were there no head-coverings, but...



No wonder the Russian envoys of Prince Vladimir of Kiev were so impressed by Byzantine worship!...

4 comments :

Bruno C said...

So, how exactly do I convert to this eesturn oorthadox thingy, eh? ;)

The Blogger Formerly Known As Lvka said...

You don't: at least not if you know what's good for you...

Odysseus said...

A friend of mine said that I reverted to Catholicism in college just to see all the pretty Mexican girls.

Was that wrong?

The Blogger Formerly Known As Lvka said...

Remember that God Himself used a Star to bring the star-worshipping Magi to Christ. :-)