Sunday, July 3, 2011

Why Roman Catholics Should Follow Me Instead of the Pope


Because I'm just like Saint Peter !

Good when it comes to professing dogma, lousy when it comes to professing Christ.

11 comments :

Bruno C said...

Ouch. Now that was pretty simplistic and fallacious.

Odysseus said...

I thought it went like this: Become Orthodox if you're good at bashing Rome and lousy at professing Christ.

:-)

Odysseus said...

The Orthodox: Protestants with liturgy.

King David said...

Psalms 14:1 ¶The fool hath said in his heart: There is no Pope.

Mangu Khan said...

One God in Heaven, and one Pope on earth.

King David said...

Psalm 2:1 ¶Why do the Reformers rage, and the Easterners imagine a vain thing? 2 The Orthodox of the earth set themselves, and the Protestants take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his Pope, saying: 3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. 4 He that sitteth in the Rome shall laugh: the Pope shall have them in derision. 5 Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure. 6 Yet have I set my Pope upon my holy hill of Vatican. 7 ¶I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me: Thou art my Pope; this day have I anointed thee. 8 Ask of Me, and I shall give thee the Orthodox for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the Church for thy possession. 9 Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel. 10 ¶Be wise now therefore, O ye patriarchs: be instructed, ye bishops of the earth. 11 Serve Rome with fear, and rejoice with trembling. 12 Kiss the Pope's shoe, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. [13] Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.

Odysseus said...

The Orthodox: the hopeless popeless.

King James said...

I subscribe to everything King David just said...

Mircea Eliade said...

I subscribe to everything that Mangu Khan wrote...

Zorba the Greek-Orthodox said...

Become Orthodox if you're [...] lousy at professing Christ.


I have no idea what you're talking about...

Odysseus said...

LOL. Forgive me, Luka!